You have to be this high
to get on the ride
|♪♫♩♪♫♬ Santa Claus is coming to town.|
|Wall of infamy #1|
|Measure twice, cut once; or measure once, cut twice?|
|Words for the wise|
|How many times do I have to tell them? |
Place the board, then drive the nails.
|Whaddya mean make stairs? What's wrong with a ladder?|
Bail is $200, but they want cash. Can you help?
Editor's note: due to personal pressures, pending move, too many visitors, and a root canal today (Wednesday), my brain is full. I'm simply not on the ball. I cannot claim all of the credit myself.
Assistance with captions was given by Mr. Volunteer himself, Joe/Brian Racine, AKA my personal assistant, house keeper, dishwasher and shopper extraordinaire.